Our Kefalonian holiday was utterly lovely, though at times more adventurous than anticipated ( on which more in a moment ( Read more... )

There is frost grafitti on all the kitchen windows and the only people funnier than my friends are their parents.

M relating a story about her horny Ducschund who at two months old was humping all the available legs of the household so much that he made his manhood bleed and M's father took the dog to the vet.
The vet: "Well sir, in cases like ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was very ill and not allowed to work [although giving infectious diseases back to the little children who spread them is only rightful karma if you think about it] and my poor lover had to work a double shift at work [9-5 and then midnight until 6am], so we convened at my house in the afternoon to feel sorry for each other ( Read more... )

Gah! I hate this damn dialup thing. I'm pretty far behind on LJ, so apologies profuse for lack of commentary from me, I hope to catch up at some point when I'm in England ( Read more... )

My boss is lovely beyond copare, but for those of you who are less fortunate in your employers here's a true story to help cheer you up ( Read more... )